Friday, June 1, 2007

2 Firsts for Gretel

Her first lollipop.
Followed by her first urinary catheterization.
Boy is she strong!
"Yeah, thanks doc. Can we move this along please? I have a big toe IN MY EYE!"
Oops.
"Umm, doc? That is NOT something I particularly want to hear when you are sticking a tube into my daughter's vajayjay."
***
Tests came back negative. No UTI. No diabetes.
Cause of stinky urine and pirate breath. Unknown.

2 comments:

B. Goldenwood said...

pirate breath?!?!? hysterical!

Christopher said...

When you are saddled up for your vasectomy, not good to hear "oops" then either.