Who knew putting out Halloween decorations could be hazardous to one's health?
While showing the kids our newly decorated yard Sunday night, I rolled my ankle and took a spill while holding Gretel.
She walked away (in her pjs) unharmed.
I, on the other hand...
Because the yard is covered in shade so no grass grows.
There is nothing but dirt, rocks and some weeds.
But the yard looks awesome!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
Hi, it's Maleficent, can I speak with Cinderella?
"Awww... I'm sorry but she's in giving her brother a bath. Shall I have her call you back at home, on the cell or somewhere *else*?"
Somewhere else? Like where?
"Oh, I dunno - HELL!! - perhaps?!?"
(The preceding conversation is not real but rather a vibrant glorious fantastical figment of my imagination.)
Yep, we're back where we started.
He's taking her back to court.