Ok. I apologize in advance if this post makes you want to poke out your minds' eye, but...
Have you ever gone to bathroom and wiped only to come up with copious strands of scalp hair on the t.p.?
I mean, how in the hell does it find it's way DOWN THERE?!
Or am I now growing a tail that I don't know about?
(And let's not even talk about the spiderweb-y sensation tickling your nether-regions that make you want to LOOK in the first place.)