Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Probably More Than You Will Ever Need To Know

Ok. I apologize in advance if this post makes you want to poke out your minds' eye, but...

Have you ever gone to bathroom and wiped only to come up with copious strands of scalp hair on the t.p.?
I mean, how in the hell does it find it's way DOWN THERE?!
Or am I now growing a tail that I don't know about?

(And let's not even talk about the spiderweb-y sensation tickling your nether-regions that make you want to LOOK in the first place.)


Kat said...

ROTFL! Do you have long hair? I do - and yes, it happens from time to time. (Freakin' life!) You know what's even funnier?! My boyfriend explaining that *my hairs* have found their way to *his* foldy parts!

Wicked Stepmom said...

LOL! Now THAT'S funny, Kat.

Yeah, I do have long hair. It's amazing how much of it falls out, and how it MIGRATES.

Prince Charming calls it "wookie fur."