Friday, May 12, 2006

What NOT To Say To Your Wife Two Days Before Mother's Day

Having children hasn't done the best to you.
Uhh... Excuse me?
It's not an insult. It's just that becoming mother has changed the way you look.


[Oh, and don't slam the front door in a huff when she doesn't want to kiss you goodbye for fear her UGLY might rub off on you.]

7 comments:

Kat said...

I am speechless.

Looks like someone will not be getting laid for a very long time.

daionara said...

Hi. I'm one of Kat's friends. All I can say is...Oh no he didn't! Is he sleeping on the floor?

InterstellarLass said...

Uh oh. Yeah. Not one of his more intelligent moments, eh?

:o) said...

He can have one of my husband's buttons that say, "I'm stupid sometimes"!

stepblog said...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over????

Wicked Stepmom said...

LOL... yeah, not one of his better moments!

Kendra said...

Sorry, I'm being nosey, and I know it was last year. But OMG! I'm laughing b/c I can't believe he'd be so D.U.M.B.!