Not Your Average Fairytale.
... finished feeding your baby who then spits up and you reach for a burp cloth to clean up the river that is flowing from their mouth and when you turn back to said baby you find the spit-up is GONE?Where does the spit-up go?
It's probably on your pant leg and you'll notice it two hours later while out in public :)Either that, or the couch, the dog, the floor (and you'll inevitably step in that barefoot no less)! :)
Heh! Been there done that, like on Christmas Eve when doing last minute shopping for The Husband. I was walking into Barnes & Nobles and realized that I:(1) Had not showered;(2) Had breast milk stains on my shirt;(3) Had peanut butter smeared on my collar from the sandwich I inhaled before running out while The Mouse slept.Motherhood is tres glamorous. :)Now, after 6 months I know where to look for spit-up and it was not in any of the usual places!
Kinda like when I was standing in a sporting goods store, trying to purchase something with a three and a half year old running out the door, a 2 month old on my shoulder, and writing a check, when suddenly, the 2 month old spit up.Uh, I think your baby just spit up. said the pimple-faced kid behind the counter."Oh, that's not spit up. It's the latest perfume." I said as I tore off the check (and half of my address) and handed it to him.Yeah, I feel your pain.
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