Friday, May 19, 2006

Have You Ever...

... finished feeding your baby who then spits up and you reach for a burp cloth to clean up the river that is flowing from their mouth and when you turn back to said baby you find the spit-up is GONE?
Where does the spit-up go?


Anonymous said...

It's probably on your pant leg and you'll notice it two hours later while out in public :)

Either that, or the couch, the dog, the floor (and you'll inevitably step in that barefoot no less)! :)

Wicked Stepmom said...

Heh! Been there done that, like on Christmas Eve when doing last minute shopping for The Husband. I was walking into Barnes & Nobles and realized that I:

(1) Had not showered;
(2) Had breast milk stains on my shirt;
(3) Had peanut butter smeared on my collar from the sandwich I inhaled before running out while The Mouse slept.

Motherhood is tres glamorous. :)

Now, after 6 months I know where to look for spit-up and it was not in any of the usual places!

InterstellarLass said...

Kinda like when I was standing in a sporting goods store, trying to purchase something with a three and a half year old running out the door, a 2 month old on my shoulder, and writing a check, when suddenly, the 2 month old spit up.

Uh, I think your baby just spit up. said the pimple-faced kid behind the counter.

"Oh, that's not spit up. It's the latest perfume." I said as I tore off the check (and half of my address) and handed it to him.

Yeah, I feel your pain.