2) Cayenne Pepper in ANY amounts, no matter how miniscule you might think, will be detected by your baby's sensitive palette turning your boobies into hated
3) NEVER add garlic, onions and cayenne in the SAME RECIPE unless you are hell-bent on killing your baby.
4) And never make a recipe that calls for garlic, onions, and cayenne pepper the day before you will come down with the virus from hell that brings on aches, chills and a fever because you will be at the mercy of a baby whose tummy is filled with noxious gas THANKS TO YOU and will not lay down because OHMYGOD the pain and you will have to distract them from their misery by a combination of a vibrating bouncy seat and Baby Einstein video at 3 in the morning. You do know what karma is, right?
5) The next morning, when you are sleep deprived and go to pour yourself a cup of coffee that your