"Hansel, tell Daddy that you want to go to a jewelry store for my Mother's Day gift and get Mommy something sparkly... with a lot of diamonds."
Mommy! You're not supposed to tell me what to get you for Mother's Day!
"But don't you want Mommy to be happy?"
But don't you want to be surprised?
His depth of character amazes me sometimes. And pisses me off a little.