Thursday, March 16, 2006

Yet More Proof That A Penis Does Have A Mind Of Its Own

The Boy: I told my teacher "nevermind" today.
Me: Huh?
The Boy: I told my teacher today that I had to go potty .
Me: Really?!!! That's great!
The Boy: Yeah, but then I went into the bathroom and came out and told her "nevermind!"
Me: So you didn't go potty?
The Boy: No.
Me: Why not?
The Boy: I didn't want to use the potty at school.
Me: Do you have to go potty now?
The Boy: No.
Me: Did you go pee-pee in your PullUp?
The Boy: No.
Me: Why don't you use the potty since we're home.
The Boy: Well, I don't feel like I have to go potty anymore.
Me: Where did the pee-pee go, then?
The Boy: It came down, then it changed its mind and went back up my penis.

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