Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Too Many Reps to Count

In the past week, I have been asked by two different doctors if I worked out.
Apparently lifting and constantly carrying a needy toddler tones one's pectoral and shoulder muscles.

Now if I can only learn to walk on my hands and carry her with my ass.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!

Day said...

LOL
If you figure it out, in the name of all that is holy, POST IT!!!

mathcutie said...

LOL!! You're killing me!

Maternal Mirth said...

When I was a young single mom, guys used to hit on me asking me that same question ... I told them the truth and if they didn't turn & run like the wind, they stood a chance.

Maybe those docs were hitting on you :-)

As for the ass thing, here's an easy trick: flex your glutes at stop lights and hold it for the entire light. I swear, it works.

Anonymous said...

Made me snicker.