This is the Twerp.
He was a good little boy and always very curious.
One day, the Twerp's Mom was changing his diaper.
"What's that?" he asked.
"Your penis," his Mom answered.
The Twerp was curious. "Can I touch it?"
"Sure."
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"It's yucky."
...
Indeed, it is.
This post inspired by the classic works of Curious George, a recent gift to the Twerp which has been read with great enthusiasm every day for the past 2 weeks.
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