Hansel is going to be NINE.
9.
The number before 10.
N-I-N-E!!
I'll let you ponder that for a moment.
Yeah, I know. I KNOW!
How in the hell did the kid in this post grow up to become this future-heartbreaker:
CHECK OUT THE DAVID CASSIDY HAIR PEOPLE!!!
I mean, really!
*swoon*
Anyway, after nine years of montaging for these damn kids, my music library is tapped.
So, I'm turning to you dear Internet people to help me come up with a song for my soon-to-be-teen hearthrob of a son.
Go ahead. Be my muse.
Please?
Ready?
Go.
COMMENT NOW.
