Monday, May 15, 2006

Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Slapping.
Pinching.
Scratching.
Biting.
Hair Pulling.
Knees to the kidneys.
Punching.
Pulling on yo' mama's nose, lips, teeth and anything else within reach.

Breastfeeding is a full contact sport, and The Mouse (who is 6 months old today) is not playing fair.

1 comment:

Nicole said...

Very unsportsman-like, I agree. Eli has taken to *grabbing* at my chest above teh milk-makers...the kicker is there isnt' any loose skin there (just a chest-bone), so I am constantly covered in scratch marks and sploches...gotta love the thanks they give you!